- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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