- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Cripples are lame.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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