A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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