- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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