Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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RUN

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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