- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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