- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

there once was a chicken it was yellow

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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