Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Guess what? You guessed it.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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