- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

"Knock knock..." "come in"

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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