Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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