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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

So, same time tomorrow then?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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