- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Take part of what?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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