- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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