- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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