- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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