you give like i give lomain

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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read me write me

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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