what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

wael.. nuff said

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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