how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Lololol

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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