what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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i just wrote this so hard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Mooses

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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can you pass the soap?

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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nolan is gay

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

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