- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A dyslexic blind man

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

So, same time tomorrow then?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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