Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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your no better than a cockroach

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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