Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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angelo snyder is not ga

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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