Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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