went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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