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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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