Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Hi

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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