- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

fridge

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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