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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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