What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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PENIS that is all

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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