- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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