Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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