- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

So these two girls have a cup .

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A lot eh?

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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