- Anti Joke

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

-6

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

-6

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

-8

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

-8

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

-8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Chlamydia

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

batman has diarrhea

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

the WNBA

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??