- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do black people eat? Food.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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