- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??