- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

womens rights

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

salad days!

nothing

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