- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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