Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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the midget went to the midget store

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hey guys im gay

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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