What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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don't just stand there

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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