- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

the midget went to the midget store

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

hey guys im gay

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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