- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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