Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Tony Romo

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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