- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A man walked into a bar owch

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.