a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Hail Hitler

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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