- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

The child was fired from his job.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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