So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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