I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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here's a joke... the american education society

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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