- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

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