- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

PIED NINNY!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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