- Anti Joke

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.