- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

a man checks his mypsace

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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