- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

I once did something.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Christ is a conspiracy

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

alex is cool

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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