What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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