- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Your big dick.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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