- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Your mom is so old she died

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