A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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