- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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