whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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