Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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school homewrok

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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