- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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