- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Feminism

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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