- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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