- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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