What's old and wrinkly? old people

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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