- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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