Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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