Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Tony Romo

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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