Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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hey guys im gay

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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