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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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