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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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