- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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