- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Face...the other white meat!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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