- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Gay republicans

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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