- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

like most people my age. im 27

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

knock knock go away

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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