Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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alert("Hello");

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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guess what? bannanas

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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