- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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