- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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